March 11, 2004

Love Resume

Just thought this would be a funny idea: Fill it out and give it to prospective lovers next time you're in the market. he he he he


Start With Most Recent and Work Your Way Back.

EXAMPLE:

Name of Previous Lover: Josquin Mondon

Starting Date: 8/01

Ending Date: 7/02

Duties Preformed: Drove from Maine to North Carolina - Then imported to Washington. Multiple House Keeping and Maintainence Tasks. Drove To Alaska and left beside the highway in the Yukon Territory.


Compensation Recieved: Occasional house building and fire wood splitting favors. Transmission on Toyota Pickup Truck. Fried Chicken and Jos.

Reason for Leaving: Departed in Yukon Territory after Whiskey Bender.

Additional Comments: Still a good friend after ugly drawnout breakup.


Contact Number for Reference: (360) 866-6433


Name of Previous Lover: Tamrak Byrne

Starting Date: 5/00

Ending Date: 5/01

Duties Preformed: Surrugate mom for 5 year old daughter, various house keeping tasks.

Compensation Recieved: Fishing lessons.

Reason for Leaving: alcohol and jealousy.

Additional Comments:

Contact Number for Reference: unknown


Name of Previous Lover: Yolanda Hunt

Starting Date: 3/00

Ending Date: 5/00

Duties Preformed: Lesbian sex slave.

Compensation Recieved: learned to eat pussy.

Reason for Leaving: She wouldn't share me with a boy.

Additional Comments: No regrets.

Contact Number for Reference: 360-866-6433 (Why do I still live with two of my exes noone knows.) Wierd hippies.


Posted by bogsters at March 11, 2004 1:11 PM
Comments

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Posted by: derek at March 12, 2004 7:50 AM

I've actually often thought it would be a good idea to ask prospective suitors for a resume and referrals...

:)

Heehee, but I might get into trouble if I had to give mine-most of my exes were purty pissed when I left 'em!

Posted by: rzan at March 12, 2004 1:24 PM

I wonder how you would explain a dry spell in a romantic resume in an interview?

"You seem to have quite a gap here between lovers. Would you care to explain that?"

"Well you see...."

Posted by: LittleJoe at March 13, 2004 7:18 AM

Celibacy, dude. It's all the rage nowadays.

Posted by: rzan at March 13, 2004 9:41 PM