Just thought this would be a funny idea: Fill it out and give it to prospective lovers next time you're in the market. he he he he
Start With Most Recent and Work Your Way Back.
EXAMPLE:
Name of Previous Lover: Josquin Mondon
Starting Date: 8/01
Ending Date: 7/02
Duties Preformed: Drove from Maine to North Carolina - Then imported to Washington. Multiple House Keeping and Maintainence Tasks. Drove To Alaska and left beside the highway in the Yukon Territory.
Compensation Recieved: Occasional house building and fire wood splitting favors. Transmission on Toyota Pickup Truck. Fried Chicken and Jos.
Reason for Leaving: Departed in Yukon Territory after Whiskey Bender.
Additional Comments: Still a good friend after ugly drawnout breakup.
Contact Number for Reference: (360) 866-6433
Name of Previous Lover: Tamrak Byrne
Starting Date: 5/00
Ending Date: 5/01
Duties Preformed: Surrugate mom for 5 year old daughter, various house keeping tasks.
Compensation Recieved: Fishing lessons.
Reason for Leaving: alcohol and jealousy.
Additional Comments:
Contact Number for Reference: unknown
Name of Previous Lover: Yolanda Hunt
Starting Date: 3/00
Ending Date: 5/00
Duties Preformed: Lesbian sex slave.
Compensation Recieved: learned to eat pussy.
Reason for Leaving: She wouldn't share me with a boy.
Additional Comments: No regrets.
Contact Number for Reference: 360-866-6433 (Why do I still live with two of my exes noone knows.) Wierd hippies.
hey jezebel, i got my website running again...www.invisiblecolorcompany.com derek
Posted by: derek at March 12, 2004 7:50 AMI've actually often thought it would be a good idea to ask prospective suitors for a resume and referrals...
:)
Heehee, but I might get into trouble if I had to give mine-most of my exes were purty pissed when I left 'em!
Posted by: rzan at March 12, 2004 1:24 PMI wonder how you would explain a dry spell in a romantic resume in an interview?
"You seem to have quite a gap here between lovers. Would you care to explain that?"
"Well you see...."
Posted by: LittleJoe at March 13, 2004 7:18 AMCelibacy, dude. It's all the rage nowadays.
Posted by: rzan at March 13, 2004 9:41 PM