
I came across in my Email one of those middle-school kinda surveys from a friend. You
know, "What's your favorite color?" and all that. I have to admit it, I love the
things.
I got to thinking though, these are fun, but they're not really the questions I would
want answers to. So, in response, I composed my own survey. Please cut and paste the
following into an Email, meticulously and carefully answer all the questions (you know
you want to, it's all about you!) and Email me the results:
What name do you prefer to be called?
Have you ever hallucinated something you knew wasn�t there but looked real?
What is your favorite kind of tea?
What languages do you know swear words in?
Do you believe in a benevolent creator?
If so, do you have a relationship with it/him/her?
Do you believe in homeopathy?
What famous person you really wish you could be friends with?
What makes you act the most evil?
How much does your mom know about your life?
What music did you once love but can�t even listen to now?
What�s the dirtiest book you�ve ever read?
Are you a top, bottom, or versatile?
What is your most prominent dysfunction?
What is your favorite font?
What is your favorite kind of salad dressing?
Ever had a major illness or injury?
Ever come close to death?
Would you kill a man if it was you or him?
Would you kill a man just for lookin� at you funny?
Are you still friends with your exes?
What do you bring to a potluck?
Say one nice thing about the author of this survey.
Okay, two things.
Say one nice thing about yourself, too.
Now Email it to danieltalsky@hotmail.com
and whoever else you want to know you so intimately. If you get any good responses,
email those to me too. Any questions you feel should be added?